Lionel Richie’s “Hello” is, of course, the most moving and emotional music video of all time.* In the more than two decades since its release, it’s also become a touchstone for inept sculptors worldwide. Especially in Iraq. Thus, it’s imperative that I direct you to The Hello Experiment, a film for those who understand how truly important this work of art is. (Thanks to Ben for the link.)

• Note: You shut up with your whining.